I’m not ashamed to admit I’m an Imperial. But you don’t need to be a Dark Lord to know there is something wrong in the galaxy when aliens can live among humans, but our kids can’t openly worship the Emperor. As the Grand Moff, I will end the Jedi’s war on the Sith and fight the Republic’s attacks on our heritage of conquest. The Emperor made us strong, He can make us strong again!
(Rick Perry is an ignorant asshole)