The Periodic Table of Awesoments

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• Bacon is the atomic equivalent of Hydrogen.
• Group I is Awesome People.
• Group II contains Explosions, several types.
• Groups III-XII include ways to destroy your enemy if you live in a video game (who doesn’t?) – also includes some hypothetical spaces, just in case.
• The Yellow group is a smattering of different things including Boobs, Sex, Space, and Lightning
• The Brown group is awesome foods like Ribs and Kool Aid.
• The Blue group is a list of delicacies.
• Group XVII is awesome things that can be defeated (Pirates, Zombies).
• Group XVIII is awesome things that cannot (Ninjas).
• The first “extra” row is awesome animals.
• The last “extra” row is how to be awesome yourself.