Saturday night my sister told the story of when we were growing up we had chickens that hated me. Every time I went in the yard the damn things would attack me.
Yesterday in my inbox was an email from my father-in-law with the subject “Is this Wyatt?”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To kick this little kid’s ass!
My parents and sister are still laughing.
that kid got pwned.
the problem is that the kid looks like you.
I’m better looking